The Kegs are Named

We’re getting close to launch. All the major purchases have been made and the tanks are all in place. Physically, it’s just a matter of getting them hooked up and making a few test runs.

However, on paper we still are at the mercy of licensing- we need our federal license and label approvals before we can sell, but thankfully we are now talking with an actual real person for these items so the light at the end of the tunnel is flickering. Our best guess for the first delivery is early March, give or take a few weeks. We hope it’s give. Or take. Or whatever means earlier.

One of the final and most important tasks is naming our kegs. It wouldn’t do to send our precious brews out into the world without a worthy vessel. And now that our kegs have good names and cool paint jobs, they’ve got enough personality to do the job.

The following list (in no particular order) contains the name of our kegs. Many thanks to those who submitted ideas- via Facebook, email, in person, or other channels. There’s no real rhyme or reason to the names, we just kind of threw them together. Some are pop-culture references, others funny, meaningful, Texas/Ft Worth-related, or just eyebrow-raising. We had a good time collecting them.

We hope that when you order a Martin House brew this spring, you ask your bartender for the name of the keg your beer came from- It could be a name you suggested…

  1. Boo Radley
  2. Roman the Barbarian
  3. Ammy
  4. Benetar
  5. Roscoe
  6. Abby
  7. Bain
  8. Ron Swanson
  9. Pantsuit
  10. Zavala
  11. Jem
  12. Cody
  13. Macy
  14. Shaft
  15. K.C.
  16. Hadji
  17. Butch
  18. Yoda
  19. Thermopylae
  20. Bel Biv but not DeVoe
  21. Chun Li
  22. Mandy
  23. Dee Boot
  24. J.C.
  25. Dimon
  26. Frankbeard
  27. Solanofell
  28. Ivan Dranko
  29. Jack Bauer
  30. Bub
  31. David
  32. Franz
  33. T-Boz
  34. Valjean
  35. Trenton
  36. Snax
  37. Enola Gay
  38. Don
  39. Emerson
  40. Johnny 5
  41. Thaddeus
  42. Jingleheimer
  43. Goss
  44. Oscar the Grouch
  45. Boleslavsky
  46. MW2
  47. Rafael
  48. Stinky
  49. Grundy
  50. Wild Bunny
  51. Jake Spoon
  52. GZA
  53. Uncle Buck
  54. Parksterling
  55. Marie
  56. Andy Capp
  57. Gymkata
  58. Chip
  59. Maude
  60. Eddard
  61. Vacalis
  62. Aria
  63. Michelangelo
  64. Marcus
  65. Tiesto
  66. Ozmodiar
  67. Mr. Pookie
  68. Pea Eye
  69. Ugod
  70. Donatello
  71. Jean
  72. Anna
  73. Phoenix
  74. Sven
  75. D-Lux
  76. Segbe
  77. Garfunkle
  78. Glorp
  79. Robert Paulson
  80. Cinnamon
  81. Gilbert Sr
  82. Smokey
  83. Buford T. Justice
  84. Bob
  85. Tarheel
  86. Tsang Tsung
  87. Doc Stef
  88. Johnny Blaze
  89. Bizmark
  90. Stuey
  91. Glenn
  92. Gilbert III
  93. Mom & Dad McLean
  94. Brisket
  95. Bodie
  96. Woodrow Call
  97. Liu Kang
  98. Shmuctozekoville
  99. Mom and Dad W
  100. Boweed
  101. Spudder
  102. Bill Clinton
  103. Beth
  104. Mr. Bill
  105. L. Fauntleroy
  106. Isaac
  107. Shiloh
  108. Bald Eagle
  109. Churchin
  110. Motaro
  111. Cletus
  112. Blue Duck
  113. Q
  114. David Allan Coe
  115. O’Connell
  116. Punky
  117. Forest
  118. Loretta
  119. Leonardo
  120. Magnum
  121. Jean Claude
  122. Raekwon
  123. Stefanos
  124. McLovin
  125. Ebby
  126. Lars
  127. Lumberg
  128. No zockta
  129. Zack Morris
  130. Momo
  131. Ozzel
  132. Maverick
  133. Jared
  134. Count Blacula
  135. Turd Ferguson
  136. Left Eye
  137. Dick Whitman
  138. Graupel
  139. Bacon
  140. Chatam
  141. Matty
  142. Hamburglar
  143. Hippy
  144. Krang
  145. Dhalsim
  146. Frank Ma
  147. Leonie
  148. Augustus
  149. Scrooge Mc Duck
  150. Trey Eight
  151. Gertrude
  152. Nanapapa
  153. Luto
  154. Ron Jeremy
  155. Rayray
  156. Luisito
  157. Gorham
  158. Tyrion
  159. Micajah Autry
  160. Seal
  161. Conxor
  162. Johnny Utah
  163. Ellison
  164. Cook
  165. Fritz
  166. Ambrose
  167. Eileen
  168. Ice Miner
  169. Balrog
  170. Pierre
  171. Jenny
  172. Benelectric
  173. Nanny
  174. Qbert
  175. Ennis
  176. Mr Meyers
  177. Harrison
  178. Big Smatty
  179. Ostman
  180. Flynn
  181. Joy
  182. Uvalde
  183. Mia
  184. The Huerter
  185. Bieber
  186. Cornholio
  187. Aslan
  188. El Pelon
  189. Jesse
  190. Lil’ Flagoo
  191. Russell
  192. Johnny Cage
  193. Samsquatch
  194. Daniel-san
  195. Master Chief
  196. Juanito
  197. Blanka
  198. AJ
  199. Biff
  200. Sparky
  201. Hoggle
  202. Chris
  203. Shredder
  204. Aikman
  205. Embryo Sam
  206. Didget
  207. The Baron
  208. Louis John
  209. Delmar
  210. Ed
  211. Georgia
  212. Pele
  213. Javert
  214. Whitedog
  215. Cookie Monster
  216. Julian
  217. Bettynubs
  218. Cyrax
  219. Cara Sue
  220. Kruzic
  221. Richard Roundtree
  222. Yoshimi
  223. Rick
  224. Chubawumba
  225. Urkel
  226. Tatu
  227. Dee Effay
  228. Adam
  229. Snoopaloop
  230. Beezo
  231. Jethro
  232. Liono
  233. Daisy
  234. Clayster
  235. Mr. Anderson
  236. Upside Downy
  237. Comet
  238. Horny Frog
  239. Wario
  240. ODB
  241. Linda
  242. Shocker
  243. Mike
  244. Delbert
  245. Mugatu
  246. Kano
  247. Jug-a-lug
  248. Tapher
  249. Roger
  250. Claire Glare
  251. Alban
  252. Emmett
  253. Chesna
  254. Geraldo
  255. Deets
  256. Bart
  257. Flanders
  258. Bron
  259. Wingnut
  260. La Toya
  261. Chloe
  262. Steinberg
  263. Tristan
  264. Bigotes
  265. Tarrant
  266. Gizmo
  267. RZA
  268. Chase
  269. Pudge
  270. Shao Kahn
  271. Zidane
  272. Sam Dunn
  273. D&R
  274. Dirk
  275. Fat Man
  276. Pickles
  277. Cole
  278. EL NUMERO UNO
  279. Gilbert Jr
  280. 9 Digit
  281. Boris the Blade
  282. Atticus
  283. John Louis
  284. Tommy Twoguns
  285. Miklo
  286. Barba
  287. Floz
  288. Rebekah
  289. Inspectadeck
  290. Polly
  291. Johnny Mathis
  292. T-Bone
  293. Baby X
  294. Beavis
  295. Jobin
  296. Hans
  297. Homercanada
  298. Big Dog
  299. Queen Samantha
  300. Mr. Lucci

1 Comment

  1. I have a suggestion for future kev names. ” Blonda “

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